I am not now, nor have I ever been, Playboy bunny material. Not even close. But, I do know what my turn offs are: Pretentiousness. Privilege. A sense of entitlement. Energy vampires. People who profess friendship and then disappear when something better comes along.
Turn ons? Loyalty. Honor. Kindness. Character. The courage to engage.
Oh, and humor. Humor is huge.
And puppies. And long walks on the beach.