Thursday, May 28, 2009

Manifesto: The Mad Farmer Liberation Front

Love the quick profit, the annual raise,
vacation with pay. Want more
of everything ready-made. Be afraid
to know your neighbors and to die.

And you will have a window in your head.
Not even your future will be a mystery
any more. Your mind will be punched in a card
and shut away in a little drawer.

When they want you to buy something
they will call you. When they want you
to die for profit they will let you know.
So, friends, every day do something
that won't compute. Love the Lord.
Love the world. Work for nothing.
Take all that you have and be poor.
Love someone who does not deserve it.

Denounce the government and embrace
the flag. Hope to live in that free
republic for which it stands.
Give your approval to all you cannot
understand. Praise ignorance, for what man
has not encountered he has not destroyed.

Ask the questions that have no answers.
Invest in the millenium. Plant sequoias.
Say that your main crop is the forest
that you did not plant,
that you will not live to harvest.

Say that the leaves are harvested
when they have rotted into the mold.
Call that profit. Prophesy such returns.
Put your faith in the two inches of humus
that will build under the trees
every thousand years.

Listen to carrion -- put your ear
close, and hear the faint chattering
of the songs that are to come.
Expect the end of the world. Laugh.
Laughter is immeasurable. Be joyful
though you have considered all the facts.
So long as women do not go cheap
for power, please women more than men.

Ask yourself: Will this satisfy
a woman satisfied to bear a child?
Will this disturb the sleep
of a woman near to giving birth?

Go with your love to the fields.
Lie down in the shade. Rest your head
in her lap. Swear allegiance
to what is nighest your thoughts.

As soon as the generals and the politicos
can predict the motions of your mind,
lose it. Leave it as a sign
to mark the false trail, the way
you didn't go.

Be like the fox
who makes more tracks than necessary,
some in the wrong direction.
Practice resurrection.

Wendell Berry

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Springing and Summering

Spring has sprung in the Colestin and summer isn’t far behind. The wildflowers are blooming, the oaks have leafed out, the gnats have hatched, and the meadow is green and fragrant. The flowers are amazing this year; we’ve never seen so many lilies. If I get time this weekend, I will cage a couple of them in hopes of protecting them from the deer. Apparently, lilies are to deer as catnip is to cats. Live and learn.

As a result of the ongoing discussion about Colestin Rules of the Road, I’ve decided to deputize each and every person who crosses the property line. You will all be charged with policing the camp for code violations. And what, may you ask, is the code? It can be summed up in two words: HAVE FUN. Those who are not having fun will be busted by the Fun Police. I’m taking suggestions for sentencing guidelines.

Hamfist got our “picture struck” this week. The new photos are posted at

One month campers; but who's counting? Oh yeah - I am.

Thursday, May 7, 2009